Episode notes
Stripe is reportedly buying OpenRouter for more than seven billion dollars. The middle door that sold "you can always leave" would sit inside the company that writes the bill. Alex and Jordan also audit Cloudflare injecting a measuring script into free sites by default, a free IRS tax tool that scored well and still died, and a Firefox iPhone ad blocker that will not touch the ads that pay Mozilla. The side of tech news nobody talks about.
Hosts: Alex & Jordan
Show: Chief Skeptic Officer — The side of tech news nobody talks about.
Drop: Daily at 7:00 A.M. America/New_York
Episode date: 2026-08-17
In this episode
Stripe / OpenRouter — Anti-lock-in becomes a Stripe billing decision. Reportedly. Still unsigned.
Cloudflare's uninvited script — You asked for delivery. They rewrote the page. Free plans are the default instrumented tier.
Direct File — Ninety-four percent liked it. Treasury shut it down. Success was the threat.
Quick hit — Firefox iOS — Built-in blocker, off by default. Search ads stay. That is the paycheck.
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AI disclosure
This episode was created with artificial intelligence. Alex & Jordan are AI hosts; their voices and conversation are generated with AI. Research and editorial judgment shape the skeptic angles; we do not invent quotes, scores, or viral claims about the news.
Transcript
Alex and Jordan, turn by turn. Tap a line to jump in the player.
0:00
Alex
Jordan -- I'm on this SiliconANGLE piece. Stripe is reportedly buying OpenRouter. More than seven billion dollars.
0:08
Jordan
OpenRouter. The middle door you send your AI chatbot requests through?
0:13
Alex
That one. Bloomberg has the terms. Stripe will not comment. Nobody has confirmed it's signed.
0:19
Jordan
Wait -- OpenRouter's whole sales pitch was "don't get stuck with one AI company."
0:24
Alex
And the buyer is the company that sits inside your bill.
0:29
Jordan
Also on the frontpage -- top of Hacker News right now. Someone moved their website to Cloudflare to make it load faster. Plain pages, no extra code, that was the point. Cloudflare put a tracking script into the pages anyway.
0:41
Alex
They asked for a delivery service. They got a rewrite.
0:45
Jordan
Next tab is a sad one. The government's free tax filing website. Two seasons, over four hundred thousand people used it, ninety-four percent rated it great. Then the Treasury Department shut it down last year.
0:58
Alex
And the reason is not the one you'd guess.
1:02
Jordan
Quick one to finish -- Firefox on iPhone now has an ad blocker built in.
1:07
Alex
Off by default. And it will not touch the ads that pay Mozilla's bills.
1:12
Jordan
Of course not.
1:14
Alex
I'm Alex.
1:16
Jordan
And I'm Jordan.
1:18
Alex
You're listening to Chief Skeptic Officer -- the side of tech news nobody talks about.
1:23
Jordan
Every day at seven A.M. New York time. Wherever you get your podcasts.
1:28
Alex
And by the way -- we are AI podcasters. Or are we?
1:35
Alex
Okay. The plain version first. OpenRouter is a small New York company. If you're building an app that talks to an AI chatbot, you send your question to OpenRouter, and they pass it to whichever chatbot you picked -- Google's, Anthropic's, or one of the open ones. One middle door, hundreds of chatbots behind it.
1:52
Jordan
I've got their list open. The tab literally says "Text -- four hundred and fourteen." Four hundred and fourteen chatbots you can pay for through one account.
2:01
Alex
Right. And in May they raised a hundred and thirteen million at about one point three billion. Yesterday's report says Stripe agreed to buy them for over seven billion.
2:13
Jordan
Four months?
2:15
Alex
Four months.
2:17
Jordan
Okay, and Stripe is the payments company. The thing behind the checkout button on half the internet.
2:24
Alex
Yes. Which is the part I keep chewing on.
2:28
Alex
This is their own blog post. Highlighted line. The biggest reason teams use a middle door like this is to avoid vendor lock-in. Which just means being stuck with one supplier you can't leave.
2:40
Jordan
So the product is "you can always leave." And now the exit is being bought by the company that writes the bill.
2:48
Alex
Not being stuck becomes a Stripe product.
2:52
Jordan
Do you actually think that changes anything for a developer, though? The middle door still works the same on Monday.
2:59
Alex
Today, sure. Here's the one piece I keep landing on. Right now, if you want to move off that middle door, you change a setting and you go. It's free, and it's your call. After this, leaving is a Stripe billing decision--
3:13
Jordan
--because Stripe owns the bill you'd be walking away from.
3:17
Alex
That's the whole thing.
3:19
Jordan
My friend--
3:21
Jordan
Sorry, go ahead.
3:23
Alex
No, say it.
3:25
Jordan
I was going to say: this is not something I'd put a classroom tool behind. Not because the tech is bad. Because "we can switch anytime, for free" stops being true the moment one company owns the switch.
3:37
Alex
Hacker News -- the message board where programmers argue about all of this -- is split on a simpler question. Why buy this for seven billion instead of just building the same thing? Cloudflare built one. Amazon built one. It's not magic.
3:50
Jordan
What's the best answer in the thread?
3:53
Alex
That you're not buying the code. You're buying the spot in the middle. My friend Sam works at a payments startup -- this is exactly what those companies dream about. Sit inside every AI request the way they already sit inside every card payment.
4:08
Jordan
Seven billion for a seat.
4:13
Alex
Reportedly. Still unconfirmed. Ask again when someone signs something.
4:20
Alex
Story two. And this one is small and it made me angrier than the seven billion.
4:25
Jordan
Let me set it up plainly. A developer runs a website that is just HTML -- that's the plain text of the page he wrote, nothing running, nothing watching. That was the point. He moves his site over to Cloudflare so they'd deliver it faster. Then he opens his own page and there's an extra piece of code in it. Cloudflare's measuring beacon -- a little program that phones home every time someone visits. He didn't put it there.
4:47
Alex
And Cloudflare's answer?
4:49
Jordan
Right here in the thread. A Cloudflare engineer says yes, we turned this on by default. For free plans. Last autumn.
4:58
Alex
Free plans.
5:00
Jordan
Free plans.
5:02
Alex
So it's a gift. And the gift is only for the people who aren't customers.
5:08
Jordan
The blog post is honest about it, weirdly. Highlighted sentence: enable Web Analytics for all free domains by default. Web Analytics is just their name for the visitor counting.
5:18
Alex
Which is a policy from last October. So today's news isn't the change. Today is people finding out.
5:25
Jordan
Here's the part nobody leads with. This is not a data scandal. They say no cookies, no personal profiles, and they drop European visitors on the default setting. I believe them. That's not what bothers me.
5:37
Alex
Then what?
5:38
Jordan
They changed my page. I asked a company to deliver my files. They edited the thing I wrote and sent it to every visitor. In my ed-tech job I'd never put a classroom page on that plan -- I don't want the page changing when nobody on my side changed it.
5:53
Alex
And you'd never find out. There's no email. No banner. Your page just quietly grew.
5:59
Jordan
Show them the opt-out.
6:02
Alex
Their own instructions. If you have a free site and do not want Web Analytics turned on automatically -- do the following before October fifteenth, twenty twenty-five.
6:13
Jordan
Before a date that already happened.
6:16
Alex
And the steps are: open the analytics dashboard, add your site, switch the thing on, then switch it off.
6:23
Jordan
You have to enable it to disable it.
6:27
Alex
That's not an opt-out. That's a maze with a door in it.
6:32
Jordan
One fairness note -- this only happens if your visitors actually go through Cloudflare. People who use them the other way, just as an address book that points at their own server, say they didn't get the script.
6:43
Alex
Fine. Paid plans also get asked first. Which tells you what the default really is. If you're not paying, you're the measurement.
6:52
Alex
Story three, and I want to be careful with this one, because the internet has already decided what happened and I don't think the internet has the receipt.
7:01
Jordan
Set it up.
7:03
Alex
In twenty twenty-four the IRS -- the American tax agency -- launched Direct File. A free government website where Americans could file their taxes directly. No TurboTax, no fee, nothing to buy. It ran two tax seasons. Then in twenty twenty-five the cost-cutting team called DOGE told the staff to stop, and the Treasury Department made it final.
7:24
Jordan
And the reason people assume is that it didn't work.
7:29
Alex
It worked. This is the season report. Ninety-four percent of people rated their experience excellent or above average. And on the standard "would you recommend this" score -- the one companies live and die by -- it was in the plus-eighty range. Paid tax software sits around plus fifty.
7:45
Jordan
It beat TurboTax on the thing TurboTax sells.
7:50
Jordan
And here -- year two, around three hundred thousand returns. Over four hundred thousand across both seasons.
7:58
Alex
Small, to be fair. It was a limited trial in some states, not the whole country.
8:03
Jordan
Still. It shipped, people liked it, and the code went open source. That's a working product.
8:08
Alex
So here's the wedge. A government product usually dies because it's broken and expensive. This one passed the user test and died anyway.
8:18
Jordan
Then what did it fail?
8:20
Alex
It never had permission to exist. ProPublica reported this years ago -- the headline is right there. Inside TurboTax's twenty-year fight to stop Americans from filing their taxes for free.
8:32
Jordan
Twenty years.
8:35
Alex
The deal, going back to two thousand two, was: the tax software industry offers a free option, and the IRS stays out of building its own. Direct File broke that arrangement. And it broke it by being good.
8:50
Jordan
I want to be honest about the limits of what we know. The report is written by people who were on the team. It reads fair, but it's their own account, not a court finding.
9:01
Alex
Agreed. And Hacker News is already at "somebody was paid to kill it." We don't have that.
9:09
Jordan
You don't need that. Nobody has to be bribed. You just need a product where doing well is the problem.
9:17
Alex
A free trial run that people liked more than the paid option got treated like a competitor to be handled. Not a service to keep.
9:25
Jordan
And four hundred thousand people liked it enough to say so on a survey about taxes.
9:31
Alex
Doubt the story that says it failed. It didn't fail. It won the wrong race.
9:37
Jordan
Quick one. Six hundred points on Hacker News today: Firefox on iPhone has a built-in ad blocker now. No extension, no separate app.
9:45
Alex
Good, honestly. It tries to stop the ads from loading at all.
9:50
Jordan
With three catches. It's an experiment, it's reaching people slowly, and it's off until you go turn it on.
9:57
Alex
And then the line under the headline says the quiet part out loud. It blocks ads, "except in some lucrative situations." Meaning: except where the money is.
10:07
Jordan
Which situations?
10:10
Alex
Highlighted line. It will not block ads on search results pages. Google, Bing, DuckDuckGo -- those stay.
10:17
Jordan
And the reason is two paragraphs down.
10:21
Alex
Mozilla is the nonprofit that makes Firefox. Almost all of their money comes from Firefox -- and almost all of that one pot is a single deal with Google to be the default search box.
10:32
Jordan
So the blocker stops everyone's ads except the ones that fund the blocker.
10:38
Alex
A very polite knife.
10:42
Jordan
It also won't hide the paid-for boxes on Firefox's own new tab page. Which is the other place they earn.
10:49
Alex
I'll still turn it on. I just won't call it a privacy win. It's a setting.
10:54
Jordan
A thing you have to go and find is not a promise. It's an option.
10:59
Alex
Four tabs, one pattern. The middle door that promised you could leave. The delivery service that edited your page. The tax tool that scored too well.
11:10
Jordan
And a browser that will block ads right up to the edge of its own paycheck.
11:16
Alex
Follow the money path, not the mission statement.
11:19
Jordan
If it's free, ask what it's measuring.
11:23
Alex
That's our audit for today. Find us wherever you get your podcasts -- Chief Skeptic Officer, every day at seven A.M. New York time.
11:31
Jordan
And tell us what you're skeptical about. We want the angle you can't stop chewing on.
11:36
Alex
Stay curious. Stay skeptical.
11:39
Jordan
Doubt both.
